Sunshine: Halloween...

I own a trunk of costumes that is proudly displayed in my living room, filled with funny hats, crinoline skirts, and red "Wizard of Oz" shoes. And yet, I hate Halloween. I hate the expectations, the excuse for obscene drunkenness in slutty outfits, and the scary factor.
Things like this:

 

And this:

The one part of Halloween I can get behind is the candy. But unfortunately, I am past the age of trick-or-treating. It is just not cute anymore past the age of 13. Now that I am a grow up, I have to purchase my own candy which I am glad to do. Candy corn pumpkins, Reese's, and other candies fill my house throughout the season.